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Week 27: Hombre Religioso
There's a song from Nacho Libre called Hombre Religioso and Anziano Ferguson got his hands on it the other day. I think I've heard it...
Jan 21, 20234 min read
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Week 26: Ciborio
Anziano Tomlinson loves finding random funny words in Italian. His favorite is bagagliaio (the trunk of a car) but ciborio is a close...
Jan 12, 20235 min read
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Week 25: Bambino di Cibo
Sorella Smith asked if "food baby" is a thing that's said in Italy. We weren't sure, so she started saying the literal translation...
Jan 5, 20234 min read
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Week 24: MY COMPANION PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
Yes it's true, Anziano Ferguson and I had a Mixed Martial Art fight on the calcetto field on Saturday. Much blood was spilt. Okay in...
Dec 28, 20224 min read
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Week 23: Sigma Firenze
I had to take care of triplets for two days. The Zone Leaders were in Milano so their verdini crashed at our place for a few days....
Dec 22, 20225 min read
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Week 22: Inheriting the Willis Birthright
Okay so basically Anziano Evans (also trained by Anziano Willis and therefore is my brother in the mission) used to be our district...
Dec 15, 20226 min read
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Week 21: Coca Cola Pajamas?
Knocking doors in the rain in the middle of nowhere/Bussando alle porte sotto la pioggia nel bel mezzo del nulla No, I didn't cave and...
Dec 7, 20224 min read
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Week 20: Hot Boy Summer Anthem Addiction
Hey everyone! What a week. I've been to Arezzo more times this week than I had my whole mission before. I also blew up Anziano Palmer's...
Nov 30, 20224 min read
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Week 19: ä½ å¦ˆå¦ˆæ˜¯ä¸€åŒ¹é©¬
Robi has been teaching me very uplifting messages in Chinese. The week has been totally all over the place: -I've been sick all week so...
Nov 25, 20224 min read
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Week 18: The Return of the Curse of Botas Blancas
Hey everyone! Man being a trainer is wild. Sometimes I feel like I've already grown so much more confident as a missionary and other...
Nov 16, 20224 min read
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Week 17: Exploding Tide Pens
Hey everyone! This week was the last week of the transfer and as usual it was stupid busy. Here's the rundown: -On Thursday night we took...
Nov 9, 20226 min read
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Week 16: (true story) meeting the guy from Jurassic Park
So yes it's true we ran into Jeff Goldblum in Firenze today. It was nuts, Anziano Mumford was just outside on the phone and ran into him...
Nov 2, 20224 min read
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Week 15: Professional Musicians/Christmas in October
"If anyone deserves the title 'the man' it's Presidente Wood." -Anziano Stevenett, 2022 Amen to that statement. This week has been all...
Oct 26, 20225 min read
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Week 14: Eating 30 Year Old Cookies
Yes it's true. I'm still alive, do not worry. This week felt like a whole month, I almost don't remember anything before Thursday....
Oct 19, 20224 min read
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Week 13: Fu Fighters
No I am not referring to the band Foo Fighters, as great as they are. Anziano Willis and I started constantly speaking in the past remote...
Oct 12, 20225 min read
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Week 12: Pear Juice
Hello! Another week down, another high school Chick-fil-A paycheck out the window. Don't be like me. At least our zone is more...
Oct 5, 20225 min read
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Week 11: Passing Cars on the Highway at 200 MPH
This week has been one of the wildest of the mission. I think we had maybe one normal day this week. Here's the rundown: Thursday: we...
Sep 28, 20225 min read
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Week 10: I'm Basically AP Now
Hello! This week has been all over the place and I can feel time speeding up. Maybe this is the slancio (momentum) we have been hearing...
Sep 21, 20224 min read
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Week 9: First Birthday of Anziano Willis
Buongiorno! This week was kinda nuts, not because it was weird, but it was all over the place. I think I'm just gonna stick with the...
Sep 14, 20224 min read
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Week 8: FLOODING THE CHURCH
Hey! No we didn't actually flood the church but we were getting there. This week has been more or less the same as last week. More...
Sep 7, 20223 min read
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